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Nobourbophobia - The fear of running out of bourbon

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    June 14, 2018 10:00 AM PDT

    NOBOURBOPHOBIA is the fear of running out of bourbon, or the fear of being without bourbon.  

    This condition affects only the most elite men and women drinkers of bourbon whiskey. One's bourbon bunker is viewed as never having enough bourbon and spouses of affected individuals should be supportive of increasing the bourbon collection as this condition could lead to mental paralysis of daily activities and increased trips to every liquor store in town. 

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    This post was edited by admin at August 3, 2021 2:30 PM PDT